Billboard With A Picture Of A Cute Little B..Wait.. What.. Aggggggghhhhhh !!

A bleeding billboard in New Zealand is being used to remind motorists to drive carefully during the rainy season.

The disturbing ad features portraits of children that bleed from the eyebrows, nose, ears and mouth when it rains.

The effect is startling and transforms fresh-faces into car crash victims above the strap line: ‘Rain changes everything. Please drive to the conditions’. When the sun shines they return to normal.

And I Suppose George Clooney Wasn't The First President ?

Buzz Lightyear 'first man on moon' some believe

In a survey, which reveals "deeply worrying" levels of ignorance about the Apollo space programme, which sent three men to the moon forty years ago this month, 11 out of 1009 people surveyed thought Buzz Lightyear was the first person to step onto the moon.

A further 8 people thought it was Louis Armstrong, with less than three-quarters correctly answering that it was Neil Armstrong.

I thought it was Apollo Creed ?

I Was Never This Brave At His Age !

Uncertainty setting in

silent satisfaction and bragging rights over his brother !

Iowa Bestows Its Highest Honor On Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Butter Statue Tribute Planned in Iowa

The Iowa State Fair is known for its yearly butter cow. Fair organizers announced Tuesday that this year they would also spotlight a statue of late pop music icon Michael Jackson made from butter.

A Butter sculptor will make the Jackson piece. Both the butter cow, this year a jersey cow, and the Jackson sculpture will be on display in a 40-degree cooler throughout the Iowa State Fair.

in other news there are butter sculptors?

If Song Lyrics Were Written After The Video Was Made This Is What You'd Get

Total Eclipse Of The Heart... The Literal Version

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while !
very mildly PG ish

Invisible Fence For Children... Get That Peace Of Mind You've Been Looking For

Best Book Title From An Author Thats Been Shot In The Head

'Getting It Through My Thick Skull'

Mary Jo Buttafuoco, who in 1992 was shot in the head by her then-husband's teen lover, Amy Fisher, but stood by her man anyway up until 2000, has written a book due out next month titled Getting It Through My Thick Skull: Why I Stayed, What I Learned, and What Millions of People Involved with Sociopaths Need to Know.

I Couldn't Quite Visualize What A Bear Looked Like Until The :39 Mark

News story includes an incredibly bad re-creation. The :56 second mark is pretty awesome too.

♪♫ Why Don't We Get Drunk (And Screw With Brent) ♫ ♪

A 21-year-old concertgoer stuffed into the luggage compartment of a commercial bus in New Jersey was discovered in Lancaster County as the vehicle traveled through West Hempfield Township, police said.

Brent Murry, had been placed in the luggage compartment by friends before the bus departed a Jimmy Buffett concert in Camden.

Murry had been drinking with friends at the concert. The "friends" then placed him in a luggage area at the bottom of the bus as it pulled away from the venue.

Brent also re-evaluating the term "friends"

Statistically Speaking This Was A Really Nice Fathers Day Gift

Just Something I Need To Get Out There

Intense Debate Makes The News In What Be The Most Boring Town In America

The Lancaster County Board on Tuesday haggled over the value of an old pair of Husker sweat pants.

The owner of the sweat pants, believes it’s $12.

The chair of the Lancaster County Board, says it should be $10.

The difference of opinion arose Tuesday when commissioners discussed Darwin’s jail tort claim for lost property.

Darwin claims that when he was released May 4, the jail staff couldn’t find his sweat pants, which he had on when he was incarcerated two days earlier. The sweat pants had been washed and misplaced, so Darwin filed a tort claim, placing the value of his pants at $12.

Heier thought that was too much and said it should be only $10.
Commissioner Ray Stevens thought it should be $12 because Darwin, if anyone, should know the value of his sweat pants.

Riveting !

Shoppers Get Hammered, And Hammered And Hammered And Hammered And........

Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans

Clumsiness Overtakes Icebergs As Leading Threat To Cruise Ship Passengers

At least 12 passengers and crew members aboard ferries or cruise ships around the world have gone overboard so far this year, a Canadian expert says.
Memorial University of Newfoundland professor Ross Klein, who maintains data on such incidents, said the figures on 2009 maritime incidents include the case of an Alabama woman who fell from a Carnival Cruise Lines vessel Monday night in the Gulf of Mexico "It is virtually impossible for a guest to simply fall off a cruise ship," said a Carnival Cruise Lines spokesman.

"it's not really that hard" said guy in the water

Todays Forecast Partly Cloudy With A 70 Percent Chance Of Tadpoles

Japan is no stranger to heavy downpours during the early summer rainy season.

But in recent days the proverbial "cats and dogs" have been joined by tadpoles, fish and the occasional frog.

Meteorologists admit they are bewildered by a spate of incidents in which the creatures appear to have fallen from the sky. People around the country have reported witnessing the phenomenon since the first sightings of stranded tadpoles were made in Ishikawa prefecture last week.

It's raining tadpoles and I just stepped in a polliwog

Great Game If Your Kids Are A Wee Bit Slow

What's Nastier Than The Office Microwave

If You Guessed "The Gum Wall" Come Collect Your Prize



A Seattle landmark has landed on a dubious list as one of the world's top five germiest attractions.

The 'gum wall' outside the Market Theater at Pike Place Market comes in at number two on the list released by TripAdvisor.

Starting in the 1990s, people would stick their gum on the wall as they waited for tickets.

The wall was scraped clean twice, but people couldn't seem to stop sticking their gum up and down the wall, and now it's a tourist attraction.

Ireland's Blarney Stone, which is kissed by up to 400,000 visitors each year, topped the list of unsanitary vacation stops.

gonna take me about seven years to digest this

I Really Don't See The Point Of This

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

It was invented by an industrial designer, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.

The knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.

no mention of the other 10 billion knives still in circulation