My Latest Diet Has Plenty Of Incentives....."The Peruvian Gang Diet"

Gang accused of killing to sell human fat

Peruvian police said they had broken up a gang that allegedly killed dozens of people and sold their fat to buyers who used it to make cosmetics.
Four Peruvians were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, murder and trafficking in human fat.

The group stored the fat it collected in used soda and water bottles, which police showed reporters.

"We have people detained who have declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it,"

also will quit asking the kids if they think I'm made of money

I Actually Kinda Understand Bob Dylan This Time ... The Video Not So Much ?

As I mumbled earlier Bob Dylan has recorded a Christmas album, Christmas In The Heart. This is the first video released "Must Be Santa", please interpret at your own risk.



Royalties from Christmas In The Heart will go to Feeding America and other international charities.

There Are Lots Of Cool Names For Bank Robbers This Isn't One Of Them !

BSO Bags Suspected "Bad Breath Bank Bandit"

The man suspected of being the so called "Bad Breath Bank Robber" has been arrested and charged.

During the robbery last Monday, surveillance tapes show a man entering the bank around 11 a.m. He then walked up to a teller and handed her a Halloween themed bag and demanded that she fill it up with cash. Later the teller would tell investigators that while she never saw a gun, she did notice that the guy had really bad breath.

♫♪Bad breath bad breath Watcha gonna do ♫♪

Ever Wanted To Live Like A Hamster ? Apparently Some People Do !

French Hotel Offers Guests the Chance to Live Like Hamsters

Most hotels offer clean accommodations, room service and exercise equipment designed for people. But in Nantes, France, hotel owners are offering an altogether different experience: the chance to live like a hamster.

At the Hamster Villa, guests spend $148 a night to eat hamster food, sleep in hay stacks, and run in a people-sized hamster wheel.

pic of what a person that wants to be a hamster looks like

Woman Arrested At The Border.. Police Still Trying To Iron Out The Details

Mexican woman found hiding in suitcase

Customs inspectors in Laredo caught a 31-year-old Mexican woman trying to enter the U.S. hidden inside a suitcase.

Customs and Border Protection says on Thursday it arrested 29-year-old Maria Candelaria Moreno, from Milwaukee, Wis. She was driving a Ford Explorer. Also arrested was Ricardo Moreno Esparza, a passenger who's a Mexican citizen.

we should know more once they get a handle on it

My Daily Reminder Of How Talentless I Am Courtesy Of Two Young Girls

Fund-Raising Ideas: Cookies, Gift Wrap, Coupons, Better Grades... Wait What !

NC students can buy test grades in fundraiser

The Rosewood Middle School has come up with a novel fundraising plan after last year's chocolate sale flopped.

The school will sell 20 test points to students in exchange for a $20-dollar donation.

Students can add 10 extra points to each of two tests of their choosing. The extra points could take a student from a "B" to an "A" on a test or from a failing grade to a passing grade.

School principal rejected the idea that extra points on two tests could make a difference in a final grade, she approved the idea when a parent advisory council presented it. "Last year they did chocolates and it didn't generate anything,"

Mom, will you help me study ? here's 20 bucks go away !

New Jersey Is Done Picking It's Governor But This Kid's Just Getting Started

Convicted Sniper Will Get To Take One Last Shot Tonight

Barring an unexpected intervention by Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine, Beltway sniper mastermind John Allen Muhammad will be executed this evening at 9 p.m. ET for the attacks that terrorized the nation's capital region for three weeks in 2002 and left 10 people dead. Muhammad is set to die by injection.

Apparently A Man Armed With A Vodka And Orange Juice Robbed A Liquor Store

Liquor store clerk held up by man with screwdriver

An aboriginal male with a bandana covering his face held a screwdriver to the clerk's neck demanding cash, the clerk then took the matter into her own hands.

"The suspect did receive an undiscolsed amount of cash from the clerk. The clerk grabbed the screwdriver from the supect who ran away.

up next Jägerbombers ?

Mayoral Candidate Promises To Add To The Stench In The French Quarter.

Dog enters New Orleans mayor's race.

Willie Bean, the canine candidate who made an unsuccessful bid for mayor of Fairhope last fall, is off and running again.

The affable Labrador announced on his Web site recently that he will be a candidate for mayor of New Orleans. The city's election is May 3, and so far the race to replace term-limited Mayor Ray Nagin has been notable mainly for the number of candidates who have opted not to run.

The lack of serious interest has prompted local write-in campaigns for political guru James Carville and actor Brad Pitt. There's even a Web site promoting actor Carl Weathers, a.k.a. Apollo Creed from the "Rocky" movies, as a candidate.

Willie is a native of New Orleans and embodies the spirit of the Big Easy, according to his owner.

Geaux Willie !

I'm Really Happy For You And I'mma Let You Finish, But

This Girl Has One Of The Best Videos Of All Time

Another Random Observation

Rarely Do You Read A Police Report That Leaves You Wanting More

Officer gets creative in police report about an alligator attack

"As I was driving down the single lane, dirt road, adjacent to an old cemetery, I observed a large, menacing, dark object lying in the road obstructing my right of way," Ashe wrote. "With rain pouring down, mist and fog shrouding my vision, large oak trees laden with Spanish moss hanging down around my vehicle, I was uncertain as to what lay in my path."

"The monster bit down on the front left bumper and attempted his mighty death roll. The vehicle shook violently from side to side, my head bouncing from the drivers side window to the headrest".

"At one point, it felt as if the vehicle was up on two wheels. After what seemed an eternity, the prehistoric monster appeared to be tiring."

"The mighty roar of the engine and the spinning of tires in the wet sand was just too much for the man eater to manage. After letting go and emitting a loud roar of triumph, he crawled off the roadway." He was "quite shaken, face drained of blood and soaked with sweat."

He drove away past the beast, but not without "one last look in the rearview mirror." "I knew that I had just escaped the mighty jaws of death."


Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis said his flowery narrative was just for fun. In an official report used for public records, the officer was a bit more straightforward.

shoulda started it with "it was a dark and stormy night"

Judge Punishes 12 Year Old By Hitting Him Where It Hurts .. Right In The Wii

A Judge has ordered a 12 year old tear away to surrender his Nintendo Wii to the court as bail.

Faced with a choice of locking the little toe rag up, or finding a way to stop him offending while he could be tried for other offences he decided to hit him where it hurt. After all money is fairly meaningless for him as his grandmother is forced to pay any fine. So if he does not keep the peace, appear for court dates, live with his grandmother and participating in a bail management program he will lose the console.

It is a last ditch attempt to stop the kid from a crime spree which involved smashing windows at his elementary school, punching a classmate in the face, disobeying a court order to stay away from school, hitting another boy with a pool cue and attacking a teacher after a game of dodgeball.

sounds like a cute kid !

A Sports Story That Will Make You Think The Pollen Count Must Be High Today

Twenty Years Ago, One Hit Changed Two Lives Forever

Brad Gaines will do it again early Wednesday morning. He'll grab some Clorox and glass cleaner, toss them in the trunk of his Buick and head to a little cemetery 175 miles away.

His long, strange trip actually began 20 years ago today.

"I'll be doing it until I die," Gaines said.

He goes to visit a friend he never really knew. Then one crazy football play bound them forever. On a Homecoming afternoon, he collided with Chucky Mullins.

Gaines, a tailback for Vanderbilt, got up and headed back to the huddle. Mullins, a safety for Mississippi, never moved again.

His neck was shattered. He died less than two years later.

the dust from my keyboard is getting in my eyes .. or something

How Much Does Bad Karma Blow? Well To Be Exact .158

Man In Breathalyzer Outfit Suspected Of DUI

A man who wore a breathalyzer costume for Halloween is facing charges after his arrest over the weekend.

Police say the man was driving the wrong way on a one-way street early Sunday morning. Police also say the car did not have its head lights on.

The man was arrested and taken to the police station where he was given a breathalyzer test. The test revealed his blood alcohol level to be .158 percent.

here's pic of the boy genius in the dumb costume

Cleveland Rocks.. Umm Maybe Not So Much !

Most Fabulous CD Art You'll See Today Not That There's Anything Wrong With That !

Adam Lambert has released the cover of his upcoming debut album and "glam" sums it up. "For Your Entertainment" will be released on Nov. 23.

I think he just kicked the closet door down!